27 Funny Gifts For Doctors19 min readReading Time: 11 minutes
These gifts for doctors walk the line between being appropriate and inappropriate. These are sure to raise some eyebrows and put a smile on their face if you get it right! They allow us the opportunity to express gratitude to the men and women who devote their lives to caring for ours.
Whether you are married to one, have one as a best friend or simply want to say thanks to your family doc, these doctor gift ideas have you covered.
No matter what you have in mind, our carefully curated list of the best gifts for doctors that have everything has got you covered!
#1 A Nerve Cell Plush
This nerve cell plush can be used in a number of ways, from showing patients why an injury hurts so much, to telling people that this is their last nerve so be careful. Nerve cells are designed to transmit messages throughout the body.
As part of the nervous system, these connect the brain, sensory organs, and the spinal cord together and to the rest of the body in order to maintain control and communication. This communication is achieved through electrochemical signals between nerve cells.
This is a funny gag gift for a nervous friend who has a test coming up. Get it here
#2 Anatomical Heart Pendant
If your favorite physician is also your spouse, this anatomical heart pendant could go a long way in making them feel special. Doctors by virtue of their profession have a thing for the macabre. This beautiful anatomically correct human heart pendant is actually a unique cremation vial, a discreet way to stay close to the remains of your dearly departed.
The heart is made of silver plated white bronze that will not corrode or tarnish. The heart is completely three-dimensional and is 15/16″ long.
A discreetly placed screw can be removed from the bottom of the heart revealing a small chamber that will contain a small amount of cremated ashes of a departed loved one that you wish to eternally keep close to you. Get it here
#3 A Funny T-shirt
Fun is something that you can wear. And these Men’s Value T-Shirt are an everyday essential! This short-sleeve heavyweight T-shirt is comfortable, economical and made to last. Designed with a traditional fit that runs true to size, he’ll show off his personality, humor and interests with an easy, relaxed style.
Comfortable, heavyweight Men’s Value T-Shirt is made of 100% preshrunk cotton; gray colors are made of a cotton/polyester blend. The tagless short-sleeve tee shirts for men is available in a variety of colors. Get it here
#4 A Fun Beer Cozy
This beer cozy has beer listed as the prescription, with all sorts of funny sayings all over it. This Prescription Bottle Kool gives new meaning to being hooked on drugs. A cold beer is just what the doctor ordered!
If you want attention than this is it his high quality insulated foam sleeve helps keep your cold can or bottle beverage freezing while keeping your hands warm and dry. Pick up some extra ones because everyone that sees it will want yours.
We are silly low with our prices we make sure of it. Comes brand-new factory sealed. Get it here
#5 A Funny Hoodie
Funny gifts for doctors give them reason to smile even when life gives them lemons. This hoodie is the perfect exemplification of that. Featuring our original design, straight from the studio, this soft and cozy unisex hoodie perfectly fits all your hoodie needs.
Whether it be a cool summer’s evening stroll on the beach, dinner in a mountain cabin, or maybe you just need something comfy to throw on, this hoodie makes a great partner all year around. Get it here
It’s hard to take your doctor seriously when they’re wearing a pair of underpants as a headpiece. How many times have you thought people were walking around with their head in their butts? Now, you can tell them exactly how you feel with this thoughtful and hilarious gift.
The Undercap: Underwear For Your Head will keep their heads warm and give everyone fair warning that they are truly buttheads. The cap is fun and stylish and has enough passive aggressive angst to keep you satisfied for months.
Keep this gift under wraps or else you may find yourself with your own pair of cranial briefs. Get it here
#7 A Little Patient
Is there a doctor-in-the-making in your household? Give them a head start on their future career with the little Erwin. Inside his tummy are six major body organs, each color coded for easy identification.
The beloved “Erwin” doll, hero of the popular Prof. Dietrich Grönemeyer’s children’s book series, teaches even the smallest children everything they need to know about their bodies. You can open the doll up, touch the cuddly insides, remove them and then put everything back inside where it belongs thanks to velcro strips! Get it here
#8 A Kinky Book
Maybe your doctor likes kinky jokes and, if that’s the case, why dont’ give him something kinky and informative? Enter the How to Live with a Huge Penis Book.
Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG.
Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information. Get it here
#9 A Funny Doctor Tumbler
All doctors have to contend with patients who drive them up the wall with their Dr. Google insights. And since they cannot lash out at them, they need one of these mugs to do the talking on their behalf.
Perfectly insulated stainless steel tumbler for Doctor. Our new stainless-steel tumbler will keep your drinks hot or cold. It fits right into your car’s cupholder, making it the perfect cup to take with you on the go or when you’re running errands with the kids. Get it here
#10 A Giant Gummy Heart
This giant gummy heart barely fits into their hand, and is made of edible gummy, so a doctor can really gross out their patient with it if they start to eat it. Give him the World’s Largest Gummy Heart!
It is certain to get your blood flowing with its sugary sweetness. Our anatomical gummy heart is great for Halloween, Valentine’s Day, medical students, or for whenever you’re in the mood to eat your heart out!
This confection was created in the USA by our Master Gummy Modelers and is only available in Cherry flavor. Get it here
#11 Silver DNA Charm Necklace
Every doctor has to have a thing for the most famous molecule, DNA. This means that you cannot go wrong with a DNA necklace. This pendant is solid silver made from Argentium sterling silver.
Argentium silver is non-tarnishing unlike traditional sterling and it contains slightly more fine silver and is alloyed with germanium instead of copper. Artistic in design, Hand made, hand polished, to a high luster this pendant is sure to please. Get it here
#12 Shut the Hell Up Gum
There are some patients out there that just need a good piece of shut the hell up. For those times the jokester doctor out there can offer them a piece of gum. How about a nice big pack of shut the hell up?! 8 cinnamon pieces to chew all at once.
You’ve got more than one person in your life that you’d wish would stop their yakking’. Get it here
#13 Doctor Stethoscope Cutting Board
For the doctor who loves to spend time in the kitchen, a stethoscope cutting board is perfect. Blending equal measures of aesthetic appeal and functionality, it is a worthwhile addition to their lives.
All cutting boards are sealed with a combination of mineral oil and bees wax and allowed to cure for 24 hours. After that, they’re off to the engraver where they’re permanently stamped with your preferred mark. Finally, shipped with care to its destination. Get it here
#14 A “Human Organ” Lunch Box
This is a purse made from a tin lunch box that looks like a “Human Organ For Transplant” cooler. It’s lined with felt for padding and then added a bright, cherry red vinyl. It also has a small vinyl pocket on the inside of the lid for credit cards / money, and attached straps on the side so the lid doesn’t fall backwards upon opening.
This one has an EXTRA SPECIAL feature! When you open it up, a graphic of an actual Human Heart is embroidered on the bottom! Get one here
#15 Funny Doctor Mug
Wake them up with a laugh every morning by getting them one of these hilarious doctor mugs. Whether it’s for a special occasion or just because, this mug is one every doctor would love to have.
Doctors are always there when we need them, and this year they deserve some extra special recognition! Let the doctor in your life know how much you appreciate them with this ceramic mug that reads, “Doctors: So cool, they’re practically cats!” Get one here
#16 A Band-aid Neck Tie
This neck tie features a big adhesive bandage that covers the entire length of the tie. This tie looks like a giant, necktie sized bandage, complete with added thickness where it would normally be found. A perfect gift for a doctor, nurse or anyone that might get hurt often!
Disclaimer: The bandage necktie does not provide real bandage functionality. It is a necktie, that looks like a bandage. Not for dressing wounds, just for dressing up!
This original tie design is crafted in 100% microfiber to provide years of quality service. Get it here
#17 A Custom Doctor Bobblehead
Looking for a funny gift idea for a doctors graduation? Dr. Bobblehead is here to make things easy for you and spread good cheer while at it. Turn your photo into 3d figurines, hand-sculpted to look like you!!
Custom Figurine or Bobblehead dolls from your photo – I will make it with your inscription on T-shirt and clothing with any colors of your choice. The heads and bodies are handmade from a high-quality polymer clay. Colors that you see in the pictures here are actual colors of the material, they are not painted. Some details are made from metal, glass or fabric. Get it here
#18 A Fake Prescription Pad
One major job of a doctor is to write prescriptions, and this prescription pad lets them put down all sorts of funny things. They can say that you need to get some more sunshine, or they can say that you need to go out and party to cure the blues.
Before hot messiness spreads like a cheap social disease, check that walking disaster with a public service announcement that being a train wreck is totally uncool. No matter friend, foes, or stranger – the madness has to stop. Get it here
#19 Handmade Caduceus Pen
You can never go wrong with a pen when choosing a gift for your doctor. But not just any pen will do. What makes this pen truly special is its visual appeal and symbolism. Beautiful medical caduceus logo inlay pen dyed blue.
This pen makes a great gift for a medical professionals or to honor the medical student in your life. This remarkable writing tool is handcrafted and displayed in the Chrome Gatsby twist pen style. Get it here
#20 Pee Sample Candy
pee jokes are always funny. You know, like bullies and hardasses getting freaked the F out and peeing their pants. One dude relieving himself in a beverage container, and another dude coming along and taking a big swig.
A smitten young man on a winter’s stroll with his lady love romantically pissing her name in the snow. In fact, pee jokes probably rank third in the bodily function humor hierarchy, coming in only behind fart jokes and poo jokes. Get it here
#21 A Doctor Bottle Wine Rack
If your doctor is a firm believer in the healing power of wine, then this single bottle wine rack would make the perfect gift choice. This metallic, wine bottle rack is a unique and creative piece for a wine holder. It’s a great addition to any table, counter top, really any flat surface that you would wish to display your one special bottle of wine.
With its interesting appearance, this wine holder proves to be a centerpiece and decoration as well as a practical storage utensil. It is a fitting holder for that really special bottle of wine that you are just dying to show off at your next holiday gathering. Get it here
#22 Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Doctors deal with all sorts of situations in a given day, and surely there are times when someone needs a change of underpants. And one pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don’t fret, we’ve got you covered.
These 4″ (10.2 cm) tall boxes look a lot like tissue boxes, but instead of tissues they dispense underpants. If you want to be extra safe you should keep one by your bedside, one at work and one in the car.
Each box contains five pairs of disposable unisex underpants that will fit most adults. Get one here
#23 Personalized Folder Book Art
Finding a unique gift for a doctor that has everything might seem almost impossible. You can bet your bottom dollar however that they do not have one of these.
Books vary in size and color, and range in genres. Books are chosen based on the number of pages and size needed for the requested name or image. If you have a particular book you would like me to use let me know. I will let you know if I can make that book work for you. Get one here
#24 Prescription Coffee Mug
Caffeine is one of the last legal drugs, so it’s not too far from a stretch to refer to it as a prescription. This coffee mug has cute little sayings on it like how much of a dose needs to be taken, and how many refills are left, just like a real drug bottle.
You can treat your symptoms with the world’s best medicine – coffee! This 12 oz coffee mug with clever labels (read it!) is a hilarious way to start your day. Get it here
#25 A Coat Hanger
Looking for a unique gift to express your appreciation for the doctor in your life? A personalized hanger for the new doctor’s coat is the perfect idea!
This wood hanger is customized with the doctor’s name and makes a unique and thoughtful medical school graduation gift, match day gift, or Doctor’s Day gift. Perfect to hang the new Dr’s lab coat on after the First White Coat Ceremony.
Hangers are available in black, walnut, white or natural wood. The wiring is done in silver. Get it here
#26 Doctor Chocolate Box Set
Just like the rest of us, doctors deserve a little pampering now and then. Nothing beats a box of chocolates when it comes to beating the blues. Chocolate is a delicious cure-all. Enjoy these chocolate doctor’s kits in scrumptious milk, dark or white chocolate. Comes in sets of 10. Get it here
#27 The Most Honest T-Shirt
Are you a doctor, healthcare professional, nurse anesthesiologist, surgeon, or just prefer people when they’re knocked out? Then this funny t-shirt is for you. Buy it for yourself or as a gift for a friend, colleague, or significant other. Perfect for any occasion. Get one here